+ 402


Here we go… (x)

+ 542

(Source: sunnights)

+ 691

I’m getting a vasectomy.

(Source: brooklynninenined)

+ 91566


If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.

+ 2052

(Source: derekshales)

+ 5501

Sometimes it’s really easy to shrug it off and other times, things have pinched more. I think most of us are like that, right? Someone lobs a snide remark your way, and sometimes you can laugh about it, while other times you can actually feel the sting. I’m actively working hard on learning to appreciate yourself no matter what. If what someone else says can easily derail you, it means your sense of self isn’t that firmly established in the first place. It’s an inside job. You’re beautiful and worthy and totally unique. People insult each other based on their own insecurities - even though it may feel personal, it really never is. Really. Seriously

(Source: emstonesdaily)

+ 41967


i used to be so weirded out by the fact that everyone takes notes in pen in college because that seems so permanent right, what if you mess up a word, youll have to scribble it out and live with ugly notes

now that i write in pen i realize that i no longer have the strength of will to push down a pencil hard enough to make legible marks. im literally too dead inside to use a pencil. pen is the only way to make proof of my existence at this point 

+ 102249
me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
me: *throws shade 24/7*
me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
me: *is overdramatic*
me: *is a major asshole*
me: *complains about everything*
+ 2459
+ 1994


gavin free? i love him. just the way he [clenches fist] frees all those gavins

+ 1830


I am so glad “has anyone seen a rare occurance yet?” is still sort of an ongoing joke and gets better as time goes on or when everyone almost forgets about it

+ 3714


how many rt members are gonna have minor/background roles in lazer team tho am i gonna be in the theater like


+ 87862

(Source: penguinsledding)

+ 10220


Michael's creative insults in Rage Quit videos
+ 6866


The thing that delights me most about comics with both Spider-Man and Deadpool in them is that in ANY OTHER COMIC Spider-Man is the joking little kid of the group but if you put Deadpool beside him he’s suddenly the adult of the situation